|Friday, May 1st, 2009|
this butch girl is srsly making me questioning my sexuality. one of me is like "ITS PROB CAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A GUY" and the other side is like "NO RETHINK!!!!!1" she has a gorg smile and is so nice even though i only met her today lol ;__; also this other girl likes me & i told her i didn't roll that way so if i do start liking a girl it'll be like i made up an excuse so ... f..ff.... i dunno.
|Sunday, February 8th, 2009|
When I'm stressed to my neurotic limit, I get happpppy. My friends kept asking me if I was bipolar. One of them thought I was hilarious, the other said I was freaking him out. Anyway, I bring on lulz when I know I'm fucked. Yay!!!!
|Tuesday, January 20th, 2009|
today being a 'snow day' for school.
and it didn't even fucking snow.
|Thursday, December 25th, 2008|
perks of being a wallflower.
|Wednesday, December 24th, 2008|
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texting my mom in the front seat of the van to tell her that I have to pee cuz I'm too lazy to tell her vocally
|Monday, December 22nd, 2008|
Love can be temporary but revenge should be forever
This is another brilliant one from those guys: STD Store
"Our gifts that keep on giving are sure to make the perfect stocking stuffer any time of the year, so be sure to check out our complete line of sexually transmitted diseases. We’ve got venereal diseases for every taste and price range, so stop being a pussy and just buy it already."
"Can I get in trouble giving a disease to somebody?
Yes, so shut your mouth and don’t even tell your friends about it. Loose lips sink ships, and that goes two-fold in the flaps of her lady baffles, so don’t say a word to anybody about it and you’ll be fine.
How come when I asked the police they said it’s illegal to buy from the STD Store?
You can’t believe everything they tell you. They’re trained to lie. They also say perjury is illegal but they do it all the time. They say coercing and intimidating a witness is illegal, but they do that too. It’s illegal to download music from the internet, but you’ve done that. Did anything bad happen? It’s illegal to smoke pot but everybody does it anyway. It’s illegal to follow too close to the car in front of you or drive in the right lane except to pass. You need to get over your whole fear of authority because you won’t get anywhere acting like such a musky queef."
|Saturday, December 20th, 2008|
I was sitting on a bench in a shopping center and there was a trolley at the end of it. I assumed it belonged to some one standing near by but 15 minutes passed and nobody claimed it. It was stock full of groceries too, at least fifty bucks worth. My sister and I had no clue what to do and decided if it was still there by the time we left we'd take it to customer service and let them deal with it. Five minutes before we had to leave, a man and what seemed to be his carer came and got the trolley. The carer left the man sitting on the bench next to me, and as he walked away he called out "Watch your groceries!" like he hadn't just left them there for god knows how long.
|Tuesday, December 16th, 2008|
I thought it was funny.
"Do you get to choose where you go to college, choose how fast you drive, or choose if it’s the right time to have a baby?
Remember, the easiest way to ensure your paternal rights is to never become a parent so it doesn’t matter at all. We can help! Lifesaver can help you take back the choice that should have never been taken from you to begin with!
Don’t let your life be destroyed by the selfishness of some dumb broad. Protect your rights now and order today!"Don’t Let Her Selfishness Destroy Your Life
|Saturday, December 13th, 2008|
does anyone use this anymore?
Courtney is loves her boyfriend more than ANYTHING!!!he is my life.
lmao i find this hilarious, but in all honesty it is such a stupid thing to say. especially since they've been together for a month and a half.
|Friday, December 5th, 2008|
Did You Know The Word “Midget” Is The New “Nigger”?
Time are changing… are you? Are your employees? Is your organization keeping up? What was perfectly acceptable yesterday is completely inappropriate and offensive today. Are you and your employees staying ahead of the ever changing curve of political correctness?
Did you know Chinamen don’t like being called “Oriental”? Of course not! Why would you even care when it’s not really your problem? There’s a lot to understanding what you “can” and “can’t” say around the workplace and more importantly, its critical to know when things are suddenly labeled offensive.
|Tuesday, November 18th, 2008|
|Friday, October 24th, 2008|
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this weekend. I'm doing so shitty at this tournament but omg everything else(out of town with lots of friends, hotel suite, etc) is soo fun.
|Thursday, October 23rd, 2008|
|Thursday, October 16th, 2008|
waking up to find anthony green on my TV.
|Sunday, October 5th, 2008|
I just dropped about 50 bucks or so..maybe a little less on three concert tickets. For the same tour...on 3 different days. What is my life :/
|Saturday, October 4th, 2008|
i got my first kiss today, and it was a makeout session during spin the bottle
|Sunday, September 28th, 2008|
my mum has some friends over and this one guy has been hearing me cough and sneeze and sniffle for the past two days, and he just asked me "are you sick?"
NAH BRO I'M JUST COUGHING FOR MY OWN PLEASURE wtf do you think
|Saturday, September 20th, 2008|
|Friday, September 19th, 2008|
THIS KID IN MY HEALTH CLASS IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE
|Wednesday, September 17th, 2008|